In case you missed it, I have been ill for the past few weeks with the dreaded COVIDs but I really am feeling much better now, thank you for asking. Please keep yourselves safe and do wear masks, etc. it really isn’t something you want if you can possibly avoid it.

During my highest fever days, I had some very real feeling dreams that were also deeply strange and a little disturbing at times. So I thought I might share some of the highlights here:

The underwear people

Quite literally what it sounds like. I was in the middle of Dublin and it was a busy normal day but all of the people that were in the streets, apart from me, were not made of people things like skin and bones, but they were just made of stacks of underwear.

That was strange but nobody seemed to notice, it was just he normal of their reality, then it started to rain though and their was blind panic as people began to run everywhere for shelter, as they got wet they started to fold and crumple into a heap on the floor, until I was left alone in the street surrounded by (dead?) heaps of wet knickers.

A giant spoon

I was the proud possessor of super strength and a giant indestructible spoon, a little bit like Thor and his hammer.

Probably I was supposed to use these gifts to make the world a better place but instead I just smashed things that I didn’t like and sold my super strength and majestic spoon skills to people who were willing to pay me to do things.

The VERY big party

The only woman in a party with literally hundreds of unfeasibly beautiful men whose only desire was to have their way with me. It would have lasted for days before I had satisfied them all.

Sadly the dream didn’t actually last very long at all, because Mr Potato lovingly woke me up with some soup!